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====//**‍fast five ** ‍Fast Five // (also known as //Fast and Furious 5// outside North America) is primed to equal if not better the $71 million opening weekend of its 2009 predecessor and, if a sixth film were not already in the works, that kind of coin would guarantee it.Pointing out that a movie about driving cars fast is dumb is a futile thing to do, but so is seeing it, and enough people will do that, no matter how noisy or nonsensical the film is. And, of course, //Fast Five// will make its hefty budget back in spades, whether I give a shit or not.After two sequences that top each other for giddy, large-scale ridiculousness—one a prison-bus breakout, the other an audacious attempt to boost cars from a moving train—//Fast Five//takes up permanent residence in Rio, where former adversaries turned outlaw buddies Vin Diesel and Paul Walker ar ====  